Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize