BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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