yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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