so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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