She's JV to your varsity
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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