i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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