I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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