Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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