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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you would pick up someone in the library
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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
They took my balls.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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