apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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