normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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