We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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