Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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