we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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