3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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