hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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