I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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