We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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