I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Four minutes until I can fart!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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