It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say