Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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