did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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