I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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