Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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