his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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