If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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