and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
