i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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