doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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