But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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