No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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