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what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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