That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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