why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize
