ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
worst night to have a conscience
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Randomize
