GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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