Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
