Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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