just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
vagina is talking i cant
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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