What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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