well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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