I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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