I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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