I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Randomize
