Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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