I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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