i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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