But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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