Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
