coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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