I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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