Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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